>>85300
"Dear fellow Bongs,
I am writing today to inform you of my reason to lockdown the entire UK because of the mutating novel Corona virus COVID-19. This is because:
I want you to send me your brains to Number 10 Downing Street. Thanks. Don't forget: send me your brains, brainszss, BRAINZ!
I have also personally licked all of your envelopes to seal them. I want to put my arms around you all. AND EAT YOUR BRAINZ!
Yours gratefully,
BoJo 'Zombie' PM"